The famously-filthy rapper probably recited fake-deep haikus to Rihanna while painting her toenails. We know Chris was SICK when he saw his queen with the corny MMG rapper. –
What tender, estrogen-oozing, slore-saving celeb could RiRi smash to make Chris insanely-jealous? Drizzy, of course—thumb-faced KING of the passionate forehead kiss.